Birthday Cake For Breakfast - a/s/l interview with Mutoid Man

Remember the days of the old schoolyard? Remember when Myspace was a thing? Remember those time-wasting, laborious quizzes that everyone used to love so much? Birthday Cake For Breakfast is bringing them back! 

This week: Nick Cageao, bass player in the phenomenal Mutoid Man!

a/s/l?
28 / m / Brooklyn NY

Have you ever seen a dead body?
Yes.

Who is your favourite Simpsons character?
Moe Syzlak.

What T-Shirt are you wearing?
Koloss skate shirt.

What did your last text message say?
I love you!

What’s the last song you listened to?
Fuck the shit – Sons of Butchers.

How did you meet the people in your band?
Russian Bath House.

What’s the first record you bought?
RATM self-titled.

What was your favourite VHS growing up?
The Ghoulies or Winner Takes All.

When was the last time you cried?
When Josh asked Amanda to marry him on Bachelor In Paradise.

Have you ever kissed someone & regretted it?
Probably.

Best Physical Feature?
Ask my girlfriend.

Worst physical feature?
My love handles.

Reasonably ok/not bad feature that you’re not fussed about?
My face.

Do you have any pets?
I wish.

Ever picked up any injuries on tour?
Yes.

What did you do for your last birthday?
Ate a stake, got way too drunk.

Name something you CANNOT wait for?
The Bachelor.

Do you have a crush on someone?
Ewelina.

What’s the shittest experience you’ve had as a musician?
Sound guy at local 506 in NC.

If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
All the way.

How do you want to die?
Peacefully.

What’s your favourite thing about pizza?
All of it.

What are you craving right now?
Pierogies.

Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes?

What did you dream about last night?
One of my old land lords. It was an anxious dream.

If you could go back in time and kill the baby Hitler, would you?
What kind of question is that? I’d probably try to get him to a psychiatrist.

Do you like Chinese food?
Yes.

Have you ever been on TV?
Yes.

Ever meet someone famous?
Yes.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
An astronaut.

Mutoid Man are currently playing a load of shows with the mighty GWAR, with more dates coming up in October, so if you’re lucky enough to be Stateside right now – Do not miss!  

(via Birthday Cake For Breakfast)