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The Armed Release Surprise Music Video for "Broken Mirror" (feat. Prostitute)  

The Armed released a new album, THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED last week and today they are back with a video for “Broken Mirror” featuring Detroit area brutalists Prostitute. The two bands will be sharing the stage together starting August 15th for stops in Boston, New York City, DC, Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Chicago and Detroit.

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The Armed Release New Album 'THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED' 

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Today, The Armed release their new album, THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED, via Sargent House. 

“…some of its heaviest music yet: visceral, vital, and filled with desperate, righteous anger.” - Pitchfork

“This is the record that we didn’t realize we needed at this exact moment.” - NPR

“The chaos on this new album is thrilling.” - Stereogum (Album of the Week)

“…a hurtling, screaming, overloaded barrage of fury at a 21st-century hellscape.” - The New York Times

After completing a trilogy of albums laser-focused on dissecting artistic authenticity in the Information Age, The Armed began work on new material with no premeditated rules or concepts—favoring only raw expression and urgency to herald a new era for the project. What emerged is a furious and confrontational new album—THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED. Still genre-defying, yet overtly pissed, it's an unfiltered expression of Weltschmerz, the German term describing the anguish of the world’s reality versus our idealized visions of what it should be. “It’s music for a statistically wealthy population that somehow can’t afford food or medicine—endlessly scrolling past vacation photos, gym selfies, and images of child amputees in the same feed. It reflects the dissociation required just to exist in that reality,” vocalist Tony Wolski explains.

The album includes performances by Ken Szymanski, Patrick Shiroishi, Urian Hackney, Kurt Ballou, Troy Van Leeuwen, Meghan O’Neil, Cara Drolshagen, Tony Wolski, Brian Wolski, Justin Meldal-Johnsen, Ben Chisholm, Prostitute, Zach Weeks, Mark Guiliana, Kayleigh Goldsworthy, and Derek Coburn.

The Armed embark on their US tour with Prostitute mid-August before a stint with Biffy Clyro in the UK and Ireland January 2026.

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Treblezine Album of the Week: The Armed 'THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED' 

"In hindsight, it only makes perfect sense that The Armed’s vocalist, Tony Wolski, is an advertising creative. Since at least 2018’s Only Love, the Detroit group have presented themselves as much as a performance art collective as an actual band, though they are very much the latter—anyone who has seen their live shows can attest to the furious whirlwind of sound that happens onstage. But they’re also the kind of myth-making fabulists who craft their own intricate backstory — involving a contributing member named Dan Greene who they’ve fashioned into a fictional character — as well as inventing their own genre (ULTRAPOP) and leaving any number of clues for listeners to follow in pursuit of an Easter egg, including an EP’s worth of material hidden in plain sight on the sleeve of their last record. But their intentions were always good, if not necessarily transparent; as Wolski told me a few years back, when he was still going by the pseudonym Adam Vallely, the stunts they concoct are “a way to throw people off their guard and maybe make everyone a kid for a moment.”

"Despite the dynamic, colorful presentation for their post-hardcore anthems, it wasn’t until 2023’s Perfect Saviors that the band actually did start delivering more overt pop songwriting in their own explosive, sensory-bombing manner. Such a move, for the time being, seems to have only been temporary; The Armed are a band that thrives on aggressive maximalism, and their fifth album, THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED, is a return to the incendiary sonic minefield of albums like Only Love. It’s still galaxies apart from a conventional hardcore album, but the sheer aggression of these songs—coupled with its hard-to-misinterpret title—brings them closer to that milemarker than they’ve been in more than half a decade. But this isn’t so much music that speaks truth to power as it screams in the face of a passive shrugging off of our own humanity. Or as Wolski described it in his own singularly eloquent phrasing: “music for a statistically wealthy population that somehow can’t afford food or medicine—endlessly scrolling past vacation photos, gym selfies, and images of child amputees in the same feed. It reflects the dissociation required just to exist in that reality.”

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Stereogum Album of the Week: The Armed 'THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED' 

“It was never about the gimmicks. The spectacle, maybe — it’s hard to imagine seeing the Armed in concert and not being blown away by the overwhelming audacity of their live show, in which an army of wild-looking people team up to bombard you with sonic violence. But before I’d witnessed a performance by the band, before I’d wrapped my head about their reality-blurring lore, the first thing that drew me to the Detroit experimental hardcore collective was the sheer blitzkrieg of their records.”

“With 2015’s Untitled and 2018’s Only Love, the band zeroed in on a brutal and ballistic yet polarizingly art-damaged form of hardcore. Their extremely intense music boasted a kind of blunt-force accessibility. When harnessed by the Armed, visceral force and abrasiveness that might repel listeners in the hands of lesser bands instead became so exhilarating that I could not turn away. These were songs you feel with your whole central nervous system, songs that sound like entire city blocks being obliterated — or maybe the A24 version of that kind of destruction.”

"In that Deafheaven way, there was an artsy, hipster-baiting element to the group’s DNA that inspired skepticism from certain haters. I remember one irate commenter who rejected the band as “FAILED GRAPHIC ARTISTS N MUSICIANS PUTTING THEIR FRIENDS UP TO DO THEIR INTERVIEWS WITH THE AWFUL BLOGS PLAYING ALONG” and their music as “GARBAGE HARDCORE MASQUERADING AS A SHITTY ART PROJECT(OR VICE VERSA).” But none of that mattered when I blasted those early Armed albums. As summed up by my former colleague Michael Nelson — a well-known Deafheaven zealot, granted — this was “complex, adventurous, unexpected, exciting, earth-scorching, trail-blazing music.” By the time I grasped the backstory and glimpsed the scene politics, I had already been bowled over by the songs."

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Watch/Listen to The Armed's New Single "Sharp Teeth" 

The Armed’s new album THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED comes out in two weeks, and today they are back with its final single and video “Sharp Teeth.” Watch the return of Dan Greene, paranoid, surveilling, and under surveillance all at once.

The Armed will be touring the US beginning in August. All tickets and dates available below.

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The Armed Release New Single/Video "Kingbreaker 

The Armed have released a new single/video “Kingbreaker” off of their upcoming album THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED. It’s 2 minutes of piss and fury. Watch the video and pre-order the full album below.

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They’ll be touring the US beginning in August. All tickets and dates available below.

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The Armed Tour 2025 - 'EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED' 

The Armed are hitting the road in 2025 with special guests Prostitute. These are don't miss shows. Very special nights ahead.

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‘EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED' 2025
08/14/25 - Cambridge, MA - The Sinclair
08/15/25 - New York, NY - Le Poisson Rouge
Sat 08/16/25 - Washington, DC - The Atlantis
09/16/25 - Seattle, WA - Substation
09/17/25 - Portland, OR - Mississippi Studios
09/19/25 - San Francisco, CA - Rickshaw Shop
09/20/25 - Los Angeles, CA - The Roxy
12/12/25 - Chicago, IL - Thalia Hall
12/13/25 - Detroit, MI - El Club (NO REST FEST)

New Album from The Armed - 'THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED' 

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The Armed have announced a new album, THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED, out August 1st via Sargent House. Pre-order vinyl, CDs, and merch at the link above.

After completing a trilogy of albums laser-focused on dissecting artistic authenticity in the Information Age, The Armed began work on new material with no premeditated rules or concepts—favoring only raw expression and urgency to herald a new era for the project. What emerged is a furious and confrontational new album—THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED. Still genre-defying, yet overtly pissed, it's an unfiltered expression of Weltschmerz, the German term describing the anguish of the world’s reality versus our idealized visions of what it should be. “It’s music for a statistically wealthy population that somehow can’t afford food or medicine—endlessly scrolling past vacation photos, gym selfies, and images of child amputees in the same feed. It reflects the dissociation required just to exist in that reality,” vocalist Tony Wolski explains.

The album includes performances by Ken Szymanski, Patrick Shiroishi, Urian Hackney, Kurt Ballou, Troy Van Leeuwen, Meghan O’Neil, Cara Drolshagen, Tony Wolski, Brian Wolski, Justin Meldal-Johnsen, Ben Chisholm, Prostitute, Zach Weeks, Mark Guiliana, Kayleigh Goldsworthy, and Derek Coburn.

LA Benefit Compilation | The Armed Include Unreleased Song "No Perfect Sunrise" 

The Armed have included their previously unreleased track “No Perfect Sunrise” on ‘Good Music to Lift Los Angeles’ — a fundraising compilation record that will be available for only 24 HOURS this Friday, 2/7 on Bandcamp. 100% of net proceeds go to Los Angeles Regional Food Bank & California Community Foundation’s Wildfire Recovery Fund, with Bandcamp donating their fees to MusiCares.

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Artwork by Cleon Peterson

Watch: The Armed - Live At The Masonic 

Surely we could all use some good news right about now so how about this? 

ULTRAPOP: LIVE AT THE MASONIC is available IN ITS ENTIRETY ON YOUTUBE FOR FREE RIGHT NOW. The Armed's pandemic-era feature film masterpiece is freely available for all to see, with no paywall for the first time ever.

If you’ve never seen it, you’re in for a treat. If you have, watch it again because it’s still SO good. To commemorate the event, the album is 20% off at Hello Merch so strike while the iron is hot.

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The Armed Release New EP 'Everlasting Gaze' 

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The Armed have released their new EP, Everlasting Gaze—an extension of their critically acclaimed LP Perfect Saviors for October 18th. Limited edition vinyl and merch are pictured below, order with the link above.

The EP features three new tracks (which were hidden in plain sight via a URL printed inside every Perfect Saviors jacket), alongside remixes of “Sport of Form,” with reimaginations from IDLES, Water From Your Eyes, and Model/Actriz.

The Armed Announce New EP 'Everlasting Gaze' 

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The Armed have announced their new EP, Everlasting Gaze—an extension of their critically acclaimed LP Perfect Saviors for October 18th. Limited edition vinyl and merch are pictured below, pre-order with the link above.

The EP features three new tracks (which were hidden in plain sight via a URL printed inside every Perfect Saviors jacket), alongside remixes of “Sport of Form,” with reimaginations from IDLES, Water From Your Eyes, and Model/Actriz.

Today, you can hear “NEW! Christianity”, a glistening, thunderous new single and along with it a new video. Don’t forget to catch The Armed live at festivals this fall.

THE ARMED FESTIVALS 2024
9/21 Chicago, IL - Riot Fest
9/28 Louisville, KY - Louder Than Life
10/10 Sacramento, CA - Aftershock

All tickets available HERE

THE ARMED ANNOUNCE CO-HEADLINE TOUR WITH HO99O9 & SPECIAL GUESTS 

The Armed are hitting the road with Ho99o9 and special guests Kumo 99 and DJ Haram this fall on the NO ESCAPE 24 Tour (USA + Toronto).

The sickest bill for the world’s greatest band. Tickets on sale Friday, 10 am local time HERE.

NO ESCAPE ‘24 DATES
9/17 - Toronto, ON - Axis Club *^
9/19 - Detroit, MI - El Club *^
9/20 - Lakewood, OH - Roxy *^
9/20-22 - Riot Fest (The Armed Only)
9/22 - Indianapolis, IN - Hi-Fi Annex *^
9/24 - Philadelphia, PA - Brooklyn Bowl *^
9/25 - Brooklyn, NY - Pioneer Works *^
9/26 - Boston, MA - Brooklyn Bowl *^
9/27-9/28 - Louisville, KY - Louder Than Life
10/06 - Seattle, WA - Substation ^
10/07 - Portland, OR - Hawthorne Theatre ^
10/09 - San Jose, CA - The Ritz ^
10/10 - Sacramento, CA - Aftershock
10/12 - Las Vegas, NV - The Portal @ Area 15 ^
10/13 - Los Angeles, CA - Regent Theater ^
10/14 - San Diego, CA - House of Blues ^

* w/ Kumo 99
^ w/ DJ Haram